Why would you risk it?
6.05.2008
We’ve seen a number of embarrassing moments at
Caprice, when it comes to the yellow-marked handicapped zone in front of
the main entrance. My personal favourite being the time a troop of
slicksters emerged from a brand spanking new black Mercedes-Benz. The
driver was stopped by another patron as they made their way into the
cafe/bar.
“Awesome car!” the patron commented to the leader of the group.
“Hey thanks man!” gave the illegally parked driver.
“Oh, one more thing… which one of you are handicapped?”
It was too emboerrissing for words, with a number of muffled guffaws
from other tables – a result of the alarming levels of sophistication
currently on display. Proof that money can’t buy class.
Whilst I certainly might be a candidate to buy a Lamborghini at some
stage of the game, I will probably take care of where I park. People
look at Lamborghinis ALL the time, whether they are driving passed or parking. Thus making it the most
unsubtle car to illegally park in a handicapped zone. Especially at the
entrance of a landmark restaurant in the absolute hotspot of one of the
planet’s most desired cities.

The handicapped zone
A test of ignorance
The driver was warned by a Caprice staff
member and he confirmed that he wouldn’t be staying long.
Shame, not two minutes later a lawman arrived, as our boy proceeded
to argue the case in front of everyone and had to standby as the cop
wrote out a ticket and ordered him to remove the car. It was like a
scripted life lesson video – the kind you’d show to a group of kids as
an example of karma and how to behave, socially.

* sigh*